“It’s still weird when you’re at lunch and you’re kinda cutting your chicken and you hear, ‘yo dude, you need a knife?’ and you look up and Hoechlin’s in his wolf makeup talking to me like a normal guy, and I’m like ‘I can’t take you seriously when you talk to me like that’. Or better yet when he actually sits down and starts eating his food as a wolf.”
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Being on tumblr for so long gave me this weird and awkward sense of humor that really no one gets.